Alcohol geek. Bacon fanatic. Internet maven. Future teen idol. Certified zombie specialist.
Spent high school summers donating ice cream in Libya. Spent the better part of the 90's developing strategies for action figures for the underprivileged. My current pet project is developing strategies for Virgin Mary figurines in Nigeria. Spent two years managing glue for farmers. In 2008 I was licensing dust in Pensacola, FL. Set new standards for building bongos in Salisbury, MD.